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Greggy The Goblin

A little rascal of a wizard, Greggy was banished from the magical order after getting caught stealing dog food "for spells or whatever." Now without a home, Greggy wanders the land, in search of a way to continue his magical legacy. But mostly he just lays about and plays with his orb...

HP:
250
ATK:
85
DEF:
30
SPEED:
62
HEIGHT:
4' 4"
LIKES:
Diet Soda
DISLIKES:
Water

Buff Baby

Buff Baby is super-super-strong and incredibly cute. He doesn't want to hurt anything. He loves his toy trains and snacks. Weaknesses: bugs and leaving his comfort zone.

HP:
800
ATK:
90
DEF:
87
SPEED:
12
HEIGHT:
8' 4"
LIKES:
Trains
DISLIKES:
Bugs

Clover

Meet Clover: a carefree spirit with a heart of gold. She loves playing video games, drinking beer, and her bed. She doesn't have friends and is wildly in debt. Swimming in property taxes, repair costs, months of back pay on utilities and all with no way to pay it, and to be frank--no real desire to pay it either...

HP:
100
ATK:
40
DEF:
35
SPEED:
50
HEIGHT:
5' 4"
LIKES:
Happy Hour
DISLIKES:
Black Mold

Princess Thiele

Traveler from distant lands, who wisely invested at a young age. Pretends to be a runaway princess to explain her stealth wealth. Can transform into inanimate things. Tries to get Clover to sit on her, unsucessfully. Has an extensive wardrobe of designer tunics but is ashamed to wear them.

HP:
300
ATK:
30
DEF:
70
SPEED:
80
HEIGHT:
5' 6"
LIKES:
Gossip
DISLIKES:
Self

Bug Mech

The Bug King’s Mech is probably where people get the notion that the Bug King is “Big And Scary”.

HP:
1000
ATK:
90
DEF:
100
SPEED:
100
HEIGHT:
10'
LIKES:
Fighting
DISLIKES:
No Fighting

Bug King

The Bug King is the ruler of this world. The lore around the Bug King is that he’s huge and terrifying and rules with an iron fist–everyone in the world is deathly afraid of him. In reality, he is an adorable tiny little bug that rolls around and needs a megaphone in order to speak to anyone. As cute as he is, he still owns all the banks and is an evil landlord scumbag who hates bad PR. He’s got his rep for a reason, even though he’s a lil cutie.

HP:
125
ATK:
40
DEF:
50
SPEED:
50
HEIGHT:
4"
LIKES:
Money
DISLIKES:
No Money

The Snatcher

This guy's bad news. A real d-bag. He sucks. Hired by the Bug King, he lives at the tip of the Tower of Pain and goes around snatching up any intruders and placing them in large cages that he hangs from the ceiling. Once in a cage, he'll force feed you cornstarch before eating you whole and chasing it with a Whiteclaw. Seriously, avoid this guy at all costs.

HP:
8750
ATK:
720
DEF:
560
SPEED:
500
CRIT %:
99
DROP:
EMERALD HEART
VIBE:
MALICIOUS

The Colossal Crustacean

Pinch pinch!! Once a regular crab, the Colossal Crustacean was placed in a barrel and forced to fight 100 other crabs until there was only one left standing. After surviving this triumphant feat, he gained a taste for blood and continued to kill and eat everything that stood in his way. Now at a towering 16 stories, few things in the world could be a roadblock for this crab.

HP:
3800
ATK:
360
DEF:
800
SPEED:
120
CRIT %:
88
DROP:
GOLDEN HAMMER
VIBE:
SILLY

The Tangled Titan

Trapped in a mess of his own making, this terrifying creature roams the depths of Murder Forest trying to unknot himself from a deep web of vines. One with all life in the forest, the Tangled Titan is a physical manifestation for the hive mind of everything that inhabits these woods. It's said that he was once a gentle guardian--could his anger be linked to this forest's evil aura?

HP:
2500
ATK:
200
DEF:
300
SPEED:
70
CRIT %:
22
DROP:
WATER WHISTLE
VIBE:
DISTRESSED

The Tower Of Pain

The Bug King is said to live at the tip of the spire. Those on a debt quest must venture here at the journey's end to collect their payment. The Bug King has made it notoriously difficult to reach him at the top of the tower, as he doesn't really want anyone collecting their reward / working toward paying off their debt. The many floors beneath him are filled with various trials and tribulations that those on a debt quest must first pass.

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The Eerie Isles

Be cautious as you traverse this beautiful archipelago--each island is filled with creatures and trials more terrifying than the last! Once a relaxing resort for the wealthy of this world, it's said that if you travel there now, there's little hope of ending your vacation alive. Beware of the thick mist, keep your eyes peeled for specters, and say your prayers. I hope you packed a swimsuit!

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The Murder Forest

People get murdered here all the time. These woods are filled with thieves and witches. It is NOT safe here. Avoid at all costs. The dense foliage in this part of the kingdom makes it infamously easy to get lost and separated from one another. Be sure not to lose your party, though–once you’re alone you’re sure to get got. Why did you ignore all of the signs telling you not to come in here?

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Ad Space Bat Beast

A weak and weary beast, appears hanging from shadowy corners of ceilings then drops down to reveal the ad beneath his wings. He is contractually obliged to hold this state for 5 seconds, then begins his defense.

HP:
133
ATK:
21
DEF:
50
SPEED:
31
CRIT %:
12
DROP:
Money
VIBE:
Decrepit
Creator:
Parker Davis

Art

Art.

HP:
96
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
18
CRIT %:
DROP:
Art
VIBE:
Art
Creator:
Peter Steineck

Bad Dog Owner/Hot Bisexual

Should I say something? I mean the dog looks so sad but like, they're hot and have cute tattoos? Maybe its just a misunderstanding. Do I confront them politely? They're yelling about something on the phone in public, that can't be a good sign... but they're so hot...

HP:
69
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
69
CRIT %:
DROP:
Cool Glasses
VIBE:
Chaotic Sexy
Creator:

Bad Spaghetti

Who knows when this noodle turned bad? Maybe it was born this way. Either way, it's all out of sauce so it's coming for your blood!

HP:
200
ATK:
20
DEF:
20
SPEED:
5
CRIT %:
10
DROP:
Meatballs
VIBE:
Anxious
Creator:
Jenna Caravello

Banker

This floating Armored Pig would rather talk it out than get into fisticuffs. He has a lot to teach you about fiscal responsibility.

HP:
300
ATK:
50
DEF:
70
SPEED:
12
CRIT %:
40
DROP:
Old Coins
VIBE:
Smug
Creator:
Michael Beachy

Beepy

The gooey pods on its back stores electricity harnessed from its surroundings. Usually docile. May be used as a source of energy. Be careful though! Prone to occasionally blowing itself up.

HP:
390
ATK:
88
DEF:
12
SPEED:
32
CRIT %:
23
DROP:
Batteris
VIBE:
Zappy
Creator:
Eewen Chew

Blob Army

A dimensional mess of flora and fauna from across the realms. This entity approaches like a bad strom only to wreck havok to cities and towns with no agenda, objective or leadership. It is a ball of chaos.

HP:
800
ATK:
90
DEF:
87
SPEED:
50
CRIT %:
64
DROP:
Sword
VIBE:
Chaos
Creator:
Sishir Bommakanti

Blurmn

This guy sucks. Pure manifestation of jealousy and self-importance. Constantly commenting on things he shouldn't. Mens rights activist. incel. maga.

HP:
230
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
54
CRIT %:
DROP:
Fedora
VIBE:
Bad
Creator:
Peter Steineck

Bottle

Bottle.

HP:
10
ATK:
50
DEF:
1
SPEED:
50
CRIT %:
30
DROP:
Glass
VIBE:
Sad
Creator:
Peter Steineck

Bust

Ghost bust of some dead guy.

HP:
200
ATK:
40
DEF:
70
SPEED:
5
CRIT %:
20
DROP:
History Book
VIBE:
Scary
Creator:
Peter Steineck

Cannibal Slime

This type of Slime has no mercy. Most Slimes don't have teeth. These one do after getting into a horde of previously used dentures at the local hospice in town. It loves anything it can munch and crunch down on, including other Slimes. Actually it might like Slimes the most. Such a satisfying texture...

HP:
450
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
80
CRIT %:
DROP:
Slime Dentures
VIBE:
Aggro
Creator:

Clam Tongue

Clams are strange.

HP:
180
ATK:
13
DEF:
56
SPEED:
76
CRIT %:
23
DROP:
Pearl
VIBE:
Aloof
Creator:
Peter Steineck

Crab Crab

This crab uses another crabs shell as armor.

HP:
159
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
29
CRIT %:
DROP:
Crab Legs
VIBE:
Snippy
Creator:
Peter Steineck

Cute Squid

This squid is too cute, too bad it has to die.

HP:
100
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
28
CRIT %:
DROP:
Ink
VIBE:
Cute
Creator:
Peter Steineck

Dark Witch

A dark witch.

HP:
120
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
78
CRIT %:
DROP:
Bonecrusher
VIBE:
Bad
Creator:
Peter Steineck

Duck

This duck wants to take pictures of your feet and put them on the internet. Run!

HP:
100
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
70
CRIT %:
DROP:
Duck Teeth
VIBE:
Creep
Creator:
Elenor Kopka

Dumb Nose Marmot

This thing has a dumb nose.

HP:
10
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
10
CRIT %:
DROP:
Poo
VIBE:
Dumb
Creator:
Peter Steineck

Duster

*Cough* Kickin up dust.

HP:
100
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
50
CRIT %:
DROP:
Sand
VIBE:
Pleasant
Creator:
Peter Steineck

Eelee

Eelee is an eel.

HP:
240
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
34
CRIT %:
DROP:
n/a
VIBE:
Hidden
Creator:
Peter Steineck

Eggy

This sentient egg controls the minds of its hosts. Right now it's got a hold of a cute little cat barbarian. Really EGGY just wants to have fun.

HP:
300
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
12
CRIT %:
DROP:
Butter
VIBE:
Greasy
Creator:
Michael Beachy

Fun Centipede

This centipede parties.

HP:
2
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
2
CRIT %:
DROP:
Party Hat
VIBE:
Fun
Creator:
Peter Steineck

Gargoyle

Living Statue.

HP:
100
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
18
CRIT %:
DROP:
Key
VIBE:
Stoic
Creator:
Peter Steineck

Glob

A Tiktokers slime turned sentient. Is electric.

HP:
50
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
10
CRIT %:
DROP:
Key
VIBE:
Messy
Creator:
Peter Steineck

Gnome Chomsky at Party

If approached by this creature at a party DO NOT ENGAGE! RUN! You came to this festival to drink mead and relax, not learn about the covert infiltrations of the Druid Rebels by the Bug Empire in the 1160s! If stuck talking to it you will eventually begin to feel shitty and then die.

HP:
50
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
100
CRIT %:
DROP:
Articles
VIBE:
Haughty
Creator:
Jake Huffcutt

Green Owl

Just some big-ass owl. I think it can scratch you or turn you green or something? I dont know. Maybe it has a knife. Just stay away.

HP:
220
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
85
CRIT %:
DROP:
Knowledge
VIBE:
Hostile
Creator:
Harrison Wyrick

Hoodie Wizard

Specializes in electricity.

HP:
248
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
58
CRIT %:
DROP:
Magic Wand
VIBE:
Cool
Creator:
Peter Steineck

Horse Fly

Big ass fly.

HP:
1
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
60
CRIT %:
DROP:
n/a
VIBE:
Annoying
Creator:
Peter Steineck

Inverted Snake

This is a backwards snake. No one knows what that means.

HP:
20
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
35
CRIT %:
DROP:
Poison
VIBE:
Odd
Creator:
Peter Steineck

John

This cynical little fucker is the last of a once noble bloodline entrusted to maintain the magic to lock away the demon king. For his own sick twisted entertainment, he regularly forces passers by to give their grandma a wedgie or piss their pants under threat of undoing the spell.

HP:
5
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
1
CRIT %:
DROP:
?
VIBE:
Sinister
Creator:

Key Monkey

He has the key you need, and he'll fight like hell to keep it away from you. He's a nasty monkey and he loves to punch.

HP:
500
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
80
CRIT %:
DROP:
Broken Key
VIBE:
Surly
Creator:
Michael Beachy

Killer Bird

Despite it's size, this bird is a viscious killer.

HP:
15
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
85
CRIT %:
DROP:
Speed Feather
VIBE:
Aggressive
Creator:
Peter Steineck

Knife Fish

This fish has a knife, watch out!

HP:
326
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
40
CRIT %:
DROP:
Knife
VIBE:
Menacing
Creator:
Peter Steineck

Knight

It's a knight in armor, is it real?

HP:
149
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
30
CRIT %:
DROP:
Sword
VIBE:
Creepy
Creator:
Peter Steineck

Lovebug

Really more a bear than a bug, despite its name. Lures prey in with its hypnotic cuteness before feasting on their corpse and using their bones as an accessory.

HP:
200
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
43
CRIT %:
DROP:
Bone Charms
VIBE:
Cuddly
Creator:
Eewen Chew

Mad Magic Dragon

A dragon with a gem in it's belly. It's angry because the gem hurts but also gives it magic so it's trapped in an existential conundrum. If it removes the gem it relieves its pain but the magic is too fun to use. The gem on its tail

HP:
500
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
80
CRIT %:
DROP:
Money
VIBE:
In Anguish
Creator:
Peter Steineck

Mean Gay Sun & Moon

They are mean, and gay, and the sun and the moon.

HP:
200
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
47
CRIT %:
DROP:
Vodka
VIBE:
Mean
Creator:
Peter Steineck

Mean Leaf

What a dick.

HP:
9
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
6
CRIT %:
DROP:
Tea
VIBE:
Angry
Creator:
Peter Steineck

Mermaid

Mermaid.

HP:
300
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
90
CRIT %:
DROP:
Scale
VIBE:
Withholding
Creator:
Peter Steineck

Mid-Level Bureaucrat

Masked Cultist who operates on mid-level management realm of hell. Recently escaped from the 58th layer of the underworld, this aimless creature has been adding redudancy to the land and budgeting for Q4 without pizza parties. Total buzzkill!

HP:
800
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
50
CRIT %:
DROP:
Magic Pen
VIBE:
Buzzkill
Creator:
Sishir Bommakanti

Mouse

Pot Stirrer.

HP:
5
ATK:
5
DEF:
5
SPEED:
5
CRIT %:
5
DROP:
Cheese
VIBE:
Sassy
Creator:
Peter Steineck

Murder Mouth

Don't go near this things big mouth, it bites, OUCH!

HP:
20
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
30
CRIT %:
DROP:
Tooth
VIBE:
Chill
Creator:
Peter Steineck

Peeshooter

Peeshooter is an anthropomorphic pea plant that shoots peas as projectiles. Lively and energetic, it provides ranged support in battles and offers playful commentary, often lightening the mood of tense situations.

HP:
700
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
0
CRIT %:
DROP:
Cold Water
VIBE:
Aggressive
Creator:
Sam Wood

Poison Wererat

A poison rat. Maybe it becomes a wererat in the full moon?

HP:
20
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
20
CRIT %:
DROP:
Teeth
VIBE:
Aggressive
Creator:
Peter Steineck

Pokey Bird

This bird has a sharp beak.

HP:
204
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
49
CRIT %:
DROP:
Fish
VIBE:
Sharp
Creator:
Peter Steineck

Purple Ant

Purple Ant does not want you to step on it.

HP:
5
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
4
CRIT %:
DROP:
Crumbs
VIBE:
Angry
Creator:
Peter Steineck

Rich Spider

Rich spider wants your diamonds, give him your diamonds.

HP:
6
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
54
CRIT %:
DROP:
Diamonds
VIBE:
Smug
Creator:
Peter Steineck

Sad Candle

Candle is sad, what will happen when candle melts away?

HP:
20
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
20
CRIT %:
DROP:
Wax
VIBE:
Sad
Creator:
Peter Steineck

Scrappy Foot

Usually sneaky and terrible dragon-like fiends (or friends?) with weak wings and strong feet.Food-driven and protective of their respective snack stash (everybody's got one, these days).

HP:
400
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
70
CRIT %:
DROP:
Shiny Claw
VIBE:
Neurotic
Creator:
Sarah Schmidt

Seed Wizard

Seed Wizard doesn't know what he's doing and he wishes you would just stop hitting him and help.

HP:
200
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
10
CRIT %:
DROP:
Bag of Seeds
VIBE:
Tense
Creator:
Michael Beachy

Sexy Book

A book with tantilizing vocabulary.

HP:
129
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
39
CRIT %:
DROP:
Pages
VIBE:
Kissy
Creator:
Peter Steineck

Shapes

Playful shapes.

HP:
33
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
33
CRIT %:
DROP:
Shapes
VIBE:
Shapes
Creator:
Peter Steineck

Skinny Jean Steve

A fierce mercenary whose resolve is nigh as tight as his jeans. Steve doth suffer judgment as he wanders the land constrained by his garb which he hath long outgrown."You'll have to wrest these pants from my cold, dead calves."

HP:
550
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
40
CRIT %:
DROP:
Skinny Jeans
VIBE:
Annoying
Creator:

Snap Shot

This little creep lurks in the shadows, stalking you, waiting for the opportunity to catch a glimpse of you looking your worst. That's when this little freak strikes, memorializing the split second that you had a triple chin, or a thing in your nostril that might be a booger, but it's not. What a little weirdo.

HP:
10
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
100
CRIT %:
DROP:
Bad Pics
VIBE:
Unhinged
Creator:
Emory Allen

Spliffy

These lil devil mosquitos play a bamboo flute, which when harmonized with the buzz of their wings, boosts the growth of flora in the area. Their tail stingers pose no threat other than to prevent strangers from stealing their flute. If one were to try playing this flute without the buzzing of the wings nearby, they would instantly die.

HP:
80
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
84
CRIT %:
DROP:
Flute
VIBE:
Chill
Creator:
Ch4ch

Thing

Thing

HP:
1
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
1
CRIT %:
DROP:
Thing
VIBE:
Thing
Creator:
Peter Steineck

Triple Zombie Brothers LLC

Fresh off being infected only 4 years ago, The Triple Zombie Bros LLC is a full-service zombie experience (for hire) that can be rented on a hourly bases to scare your rivals, theives who steal from your farm or start a Ground Zero infection event at your local Castle!

HP:
800
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
50
CRIT %:
DROP:
Infected Flesh
VIBE:
Aggressive
Creator:
Sishir Bommakanti

Weirdo

Don't play ball with this weirdo. He gives me the creeps!!

HP:
20
ATK:
DEF:
SPEED:
10
CRIT %:
DROP:
Ball
VIBE:
Weird
Creator:
Peter Steineck

3 Raccoons in a Trenchcoat

A human man who is definitely a person with a job and human responsibilities. This real adult guy has a knack for useful information and will exchange it for delectable delicacies.

JOB:
Human Man
AGE:
12 Yrs?
SPECIES:
"Human"
VIBE:
Person
SMELL:
Trash
FETCH:
Filet Mignon
REWARD:
Intel

Borvis Croolobly Jr.

Thine hath met young BORVIS. He is a budding murderer and proud of it. His PIP PAP was the local murderer back in the day. BORVIS feels strongly that mercenaries and assassins are hacks, because they're getting paid. If you REALLY love murder, you do it for free... Murder is an art. But he lost his knife tho :{

JOB:
Murderer
AGE:
13 Yrs
SPECIES:
Goblin
VIBE:
Stabby
SMELL:
Crusty
FETCH:
Knife
REWARD:
Stab

Boy On A Rock

Boy on a rock is a sentient parasitic rock that uses a peasant boy as host to convince passerbys to bring it food.

JOB:
Rock
AGE:
4Billion Yrs
SPECIES:
Rock
VIBE:
Innocent
SMELL:
Stale
FETCH:
Berries
REWARD:
Sharp Rocks

Car With Eyelashes

Car with Eyelashes is a sentient car adorned with long, fluttering eyelashes on its headlights. It offers rides and guidance to travelers, using its charming and sassy demeanor to persuade them into small exchanges or favors.

JOB:
Car
AGE:
302 Yrs
SPECIES:
Car
VIBE:
Flirty
SMELL:
Sexy
FETCH:
Passengers
REWARD:
X Rated

Crulmn

A very cool dude. Representation of chill and good.

JOB:
WANDERER
AGE:
???
SPECIES:
???
VIBE:
COOL AF
SMELL:
SWEET
FETCH:
PEACE
REWARD:
PEACE

Crusty White Dog

Nobody knows who crusty white dog belongs to. She doesn't bark due to some sort of past trauma but look deep into her eyes and you'll know what she needs.

JOB:
Pet
AGE:
4 Yrs
SPECIES:
Dog
VIBE:
Lost
SMELL:
Musty
FETCH:
Human Bones
REWARD:
Single Tear

Dog With A Video Camera

This dog follows you with a camera everywhere you go, filming everything you do. He later uploads the videos online, where his army of followers comment 'cringe' during your more embarrassing moments. He hopes to cancel you someday.

JOB:
Influencer
AGE:
17 Yrs
SPECIES:
Dog
VIBE:
Obnoxious
SMELL:
Cargo Pants
FETCH:
Blunder
REWARD:
Views

Elephant-Rider

A traveling animal-trainer from a far away land rumored to be full of collosal creatures. The supplies in her bag are plentiful rescources and bizarre treasures. She'll share her wares with you only if you gain her trust.

JOB:
Tamer
AGE:
24 Yrs
SPECIES:
Elf?
VIBE:
Hot + Cool
SMELL:
Mud
FETCH:
Peanuts
REWARD:
Mystery Box

Frog Prince

A magic frog who you are told if you kiss, he will turn into a prince. Maybe the prince can help you pay off your debt! But instead he just turns into a humanoid singing frog.

JOB:
To Be A Star
AGE:
4 Yrs
SPECIES:
Frogman
VIBE:
"It" Factor
SMELL:
Swamp
FETCH:
Coins/Celebrity
REWARD:
Gift of Song

Gabba Jack

Gabba Jack can be found working on the river when he's not out raving. An intense yet friendly guy, he's willing to help out anyone he meets, especially in exchange for crazy new techno beats.

JOB:
Oarsman
AGE:
31 Yrs
SPECIES:
Elf
VIBE:
Intense
SMELL:
Hard Candy
FETCH:
Sick Beats
REWARD:
Inflatable Hammer

Goku

Yeah, it's really him.

JOB:
Collect Dragonballs
AGE:
47 Yrs
SPECIES:
Seiyan
VIBE:
Hero
SMELL:
B.O.
FETCH:
Dragonball
REWARD:
One Wish

Guidance Counselor

Initially approaching with the pretense of aid, this two headed forest dweller instead just starts bickering with itself.

JOB:
Directionless
AGE:
47 Yrs
SPECIES:
Goblinfreak
VIBE:
Annoyed
SMELL:
White Rice
FETCH:
Twigs
REWARD:
Unknown Map

Lan

Appears only in interior spaces while player is alone. LAN hooks into your brain and brings visions of futures to come. Stone architecture fades into wood panneling or dry wall, young people on strange box devices drinking from neon metal tubes marked with 666 emerge. He unhooks and disappears.

JOB:
Soothsayer
AGE:
-700 Yrs
SPECIES:
Spirit
VIBE:
Terrifying
SMELL:
Aspertame
FETCH:
Refined Metal
REWARD:
Forethought

Lil Devil

Convinced he is the true offspring of the prince of darkness, lil devil is a harmless local twerp who might try to sell you items like a rusty nail, an empty jar, or the weird contraption he found in his mom's underwear drawer.

JOB:
Merchant
AGE:
15 Yrs
SPECIES:
Skeleton
VIBE:
Schiesty
SMELL:
B.O.
FETCH:
Love Potion
REWARD:
"Devil Horn"

Long Bubble Guy

A simple creature reminding you that life is fleeting and sometimes creating something beautiful for the sake of it is a thankless labor of love that you simply do for the passion. A true philosopher and local icon.

JOB:
Bubbles
AGE:
37,290 Yrs
SPECIES:
Enternal
VIBE:
Immaculate
SMELL:
Dish Soap
FETCH:
Bubbles
REWARD:
Sense of Purpose

Long Legged Dog

A dog with inappropriately long legs. Always appears when you'd rather be alone, just standing and looking at you. This dog is just happy to be a part of it all.

JOB:
Dog
AGE:
5 Yrs
SPECIES:
Dog
VIBE:
Happy
SMELL:
Grapes
FETCH:
Meatball
REWARD:
Poem

Mold Man

M-m-m-mold man! When his podcast got cancelled this man moved into a damp mailbox. He's a bit sad but alright. Just don't let him get too close to your vegetables!

JOB:
Mold
AGE:
37 Yrs
SPECIES:
Mold Man
VIBE:
Sad
SMELL:
Cold Dust
FETCH:
Asthma Spray
REWARD:
Spores

Night Knight

Their night-imbued armor makes them an imposing figure, but don't be afraid of this ageless wonder. Night Knight has stood guard from time immemorial and simply wants the holes in the soles of thier shoes to be repaired.

JOB:
Guard
AGE:
???
SPECIES:
Sentry
VIBE:
V. Serious
SMELL:
Doesn't
FETCH:
Soles
REWARD:
???

Pico

Pico is a small green goblin carrying a large jar of an unknown number ofjellybeans. Correctly guess the amount in the jar and it will reward you with a kiss. Guess incorrectly and your soul will be turned into a jellybean and added to the jar.

JOB:
Unemployed
AGE:
???
SPECIES:
Micro Goblin
VIBE:
Clammy
SMELL:
Cheese Puff
FETCH:
Riddle
REWARD:
Kisses

Princess Pumpkin

Booted from her castle by her angry mother. Princess pumpkin stands in the base of a tree waiting for a unicorn to take her to the unicorn village. She has a bag of pumpkin pie, but she doesn't like pumpkin pie despite her namesake. Do you want all of her pumpkin pie?

JOB:
Princess
AGE:
9 Yrs
SPECIES:
Half Orc
VIBE:
Happy
SMELL:
Pumpkin
FETCH:
Bed
REWARD:
Pumpkin Pie

Sir Richardson

Sir Richardson, Son of Gurgi, is a knight and member of The Order of Flickertail. He is sworn to his duty of protecting his colony. He wields the sword "Badger Slayer".

JOB:
Knight
AGE:
4 Yrs
SPECIES:
Squirrel
VIBE:
Noble
SMELL:
Dirt
FETCH:
Seeds
REWARD:
Dandelion

Sleepy Phil

Has not been able to sleep well lately, so much so now that can't bother to get out of his pajamas. He simply cannot tend the garden in this condition. He would really appreciate it if you helped take care of the loud ruckus that has been keeping him awake.

JOB:
Gardener
AGE:
49 Yrs
SPECIES:
Kitty Cat
VIBE:
Tired
SMELL:
Clean Pillow
FETCH:
Quietness
REWARD:
Hefty Hoe

Tall Wizard

Tall wizard is very obviously three cats in a trenchcoat. But why? What are these tricksters up too, and why do they need to be tall?

JOB:
Trickery
AGE:
5 Yrs
SPECIES:
Cat
VIBE:
Mysterious
SMELL:
Catnip
FETCH:
Fish
REWARD:
Purring

The Guy

The Guy is there, he's the guy.

JOB:
GUY
AGE:
???
SPECIES:
???
VIBE:
CHILL
SMELL:
NORMAL
FETCH:
WHAT SHES HAVING
REWARD:
HAT

Turnip Bully

He's a rough and rude little turnip man. He spends all his time dead-lifting pumpkins and he'll give you a real hard time if you break his concentration. He's embarassed about his turnip body though, best not to mention it.

JOB:
Bully
AGE:
34 Yrs
SPECIES:
Turnip Man
VIBE:
Unpleasant
SMELL:
Gamer Supps
FETCH:
Protein
REWARD:
Insults

Unsupervised Baby On Leash

Unsupervised baby on leash is clearly having the time of their life. Atleast let them finish the lollipop before seeking out their parents.

JOB:
Poopie Pants
AGE:
1 Yrs
SPECIES:
Demon
VIBE:
Adorbs
SMELL:
Baby Powder
FETCH:
Candy
REWARD:
Gratitude

Ursula_Söderkopf_563

She is always very busy tending to different tasks.Carying milk up the hill, hand washing laundry, tending to the farm animals and so on.I honestly think she can wear a dress/ apron as well if the leggings are too revealing for daily wear...

JOB:
Milk Maid / Wife
AGE:
93 Yrs
SPECIES:
Elven
VIBE:
Ukranian
SMELL:
Farm
FETCH:
Lost Sheep
REWARD:
Pie

Big Bird Foot

Some kind of big bird out there is missing a foot, which has been attached to a handy hilt. Try swinging it at something — those talons look sharp. Every now and then, the toes will open and close, so there is a rare chance you'll snatch an object off a monster on critical hits.

DAMAGE:
ACCURACY:
CRIT %:
WEIGHT:
5lbs
MATERIAL:
Bird
ENCHANTMENT:
Grabby
VALUE:
$60

Bonecrusher

The bonecrusher is a boss ass mace.

DAMAGE:
ACCURACY:
CRIT %:
WEIGHT:
10lbs
MATERIAL:
Steel
ENCHANTMENT:
Yes
VALUE:
$600

Bow And Arrow

Basic Bow and Arrow.

DAMAGE:
ACCURACY:
CRIT %:
WEIGHT:
5lbs
MATERIAL:
Steel
ENCHANTMENT:
n/a
VALUE:
$100

Brass Knucks

Basic Brass Knuckle.

DAMAGE:
ACCURACY:
CRIT %:
WEIGHT:
1lbs
MATERIAL:
Steel
ENCHANTMENT:
n/a
VALUE:
$200

Crab Claw Glove

Crab claw gloves! They're slimy inside but very sharp. Snip those noses clean off!

DAMAGE:
ACCURACY:
CRIT %:
WEIGHT:
0.5lbs
MATERIAL:
Shell
ENCHANTMENT:
Poseidon
VALUE:
$85

Crossbow

Basic Crossbow.

DAMAGE:
ACCURACY:
CRIT %:
WEIGHT:
10lbs
MATERIAL:
Steel
ENCHANTMENT:
n/a
VALUE:
$600

Deadstock

These limited edition DQ sneakers haven't been produced for 18 years. They're in pristine condition, still have the tags on, and the box looks untouched. They don't do much damage, but you will be the envy of all the other adventurures.

DAMAGE:
ACCURACY:
CRIT %:
WEIGHT:
2lbs
MATERIAL:
Leather
ENCHANTMENT:
Grip
VALUE:
$400

Double Jump (Moon Shoes)

Moon Boots are magical footwear that let the wearer double jump with ease. With these boots, characters can bounce higher than ever, reaching lofty platforms, springing through adventures and crushing their enemies with a playful hop and a skip.

DAMAGE:
ACCURACY:
CRIT %:
WEIGHT:
4lbs
MATERIAL:
Synthetic
ENCHANTMENT:
Luck
VALUE:
$75

Drone With Sword

Pretty self explanitory. Drop the sword on your enemies head, they'll never see it coming, unless they hear the very loud buzzing of the drone. *Sword not included* One hit kill if it works.

DAMAGE:
ACCURACY:
CRIT %:
WEIGHT:
4lbs
MATERIAL:
Plastic
ENCHANTMENT:
n/a
VALUE:
$200

Family Vacation Portrait

A sentimental portrait of someone's family on vacation to disney land. It is made of cheap wood material and painted pink. You don't know the family in the portrait but maybe someone might and feel some type of way about them. You could also probably throw it at someone.

DAMAGE:
ACCURACY:
CRIT %:
WEIGHT:
5oz
MATERIAL:
Faux Wood
ENCHANTMENT:
n/a
VALUE:
$0

Gabba Jack's Inflatable Hammer

A large inflatable hammer. Doesn't do much damage, but has a small change to temporarily mellow out enemies or friends. Also good for comic relief.

DAMAGE:
ACCURACY:
CRIT %:
WEIGHT:
0.1lbs
MATERIAL:
Plastic
ENCHANTMENT:
Chill
VALUE:
$20

Great Axe

Great Axe.

DAMAGE:
ACCURACY:
CRIT %:
WEIGHT:
10lbs
MATERIAL:
Steel
ENCHANTMENT:
n/a
VALUE:
$100

Hefty Hoe

Phil acquired it as a young and totally beefed up gardener. Great for breaking up soil and warding off large pests.

DAMAGE:
ACCURACY:
CRIT %:
WEIGHT:
8lbs
MATERIAL:
Steel
ENCHANTMENT:
Fortune
VALUE:
$25

Knife

Basic Knife

DAMAGE:
ACCURACY:
CRIT %:
WEIGHT:
<1lbs
MATERIAL:
Steel
ENCHANTMENT:
n/a
VALUE:
$10

Mace

Basic mace.

DAMAGE:
ACCURACY:
CRIT %:
WEIGHT:
6lbs
MATERIAL:
Steel
ENCHANTMENT:
n/a
VALUE:
$100

Magic Wand

Basic Magic Wand.

DAMAGE:
ACCURACY:
CRIT %:
WEIGHT:
1lbs
MATERIAL:
Steel
ENCHANTMENT:
Magic
VALUE:
$200

Nunchuku

Basic Nunchuku.

DAMAGE:
ACCURACY:
CRIT %:
WEIGHT:
1lbs
MATERIAL:
Steel
ENCHANTMENT:
n/a
VALUE:
$80

Piggy

Piggy is a companion a player can use only four times. Piggy breathes fire at the enemy and travels beside you.

DAMAGE:
ACCURACY:
CRIT %:
WEIGHT:
200lbs
MATERIAL:
Pig
ENCHANTMENT:
Summon
VALUE:
$10,000

Poison

Bottle of poison.

DAMAGE:
ACCURACY:
CRIT %:
WEIGHT:
<1lbs
MATERIAL:
Steel
ENCHANTMENT:
n/a
VALUE:
$300

Rizz Sticks

A cursed pair of alpha flairs possess you with their unrelenting gaze. A sacrifice of literary sanity must be made in exchange for power."Skibity. Gyat. Rizz."you mutter as you rob enemies of their flesh.

DAMAGE:
ACCURACY:
CRIT %:
WEIGHT:
50lbs
MATERIAL:
Iron
ENCHANTMENT:
Rizz
VALUE:
$16

Robbie The Robot

Ah geez, I hate this guy. Some sort of "super weapon" cyborg created in an underground lab from a different age. This kind of technology is mega out-dated but still pretty dangerous. Deploy at your own risk.

DAMAGE:
ACCURACY:
CRIT %:
WEIGHT:
1ton
MATERIAL:
Steel
ENCHANTMENT:
Electric
VALUE:
$2

Scythes

Pair of scythes.

DAMAGE:
ACCURACY:
CRIT %:
WEIGHT:
2lbs
MATERIAL:
Steel
ENCHANTMENT:
n/a
VALUE:
$400

Shuriken

Basic Shuriken.

DAMAGE:
ACCURACY:
CRIT %:
WEIGHT:
<1lbs
MATERIAL:
Steel
ENCHANTMENT:
n/a
VALUE:
$40

Spear

Basic Spear.

DAMAGE:
ACCURACY:
CRIT %:
WEIGHT:
1lbs
MATERIAL:
Steel
ENCHANTMENT:
n/a
VALUE:
$80

Sun Harp

The sun harp is imbued with magic.

DAMAGE:
ACCURACY:
CRIT %:
WEIGHT:
20lbs
MATERIAL:
Gold
ENCHANTMENT:
Magic
VALUE:
$1,000

Sword

Basic Sword.

DAMAGE:
ACCURACY:
CRIT %:
WEIGHT:
2lbs
MATERIAL:
Steel
ENCHANTMENT:
n/a
VALUE:
$60

Tickle-Me Morning Star

Molded and smelt in the firey furnaces of Sweatshop Land in the far east. This adorable weapon is sure to make your enemies smile right before it smashes their skulls in. Item may be recalled soon due to being made with BPA plastics.

DAMAGE:
ACCURACY:
CRIT %:
WEIGHT:
40lbs
MATERIAL:
Plastic
ENCHANTMENT:
Joy
VALUE:
$59.99

White Monster

To most, this is poison, but to a special few, this is the elixir of life. I don't know, maybe just try it? Can't knock it till you try it?

DAMAGE:
ACCURACY:
CRIT %:
WEIGHT:
2lbs
MATERIAL:
Cum
ENCHANTMENT:
Cursed
VALUE:
$3.49 or 3 for $8