A little rascal of a wizard, Greggy was banished from the magical order after getting caught stealing dog food "for spells or whatever." Now without a home, Greggy wanders the land, in search of a way to continue his magical legacy. But mostly he just lays about and plays with his orb...
Buff Baby is super-super-strong and incredibly cute. He doesn't want to hurt anything. He loves his toy trains and snacks. Weaknesses: bugs and leaving his comfort zone.
Meet Clover: a carefree spirit with a heart of gold. She loves playing video games, drinking beer, and her bed. She doesn't have friends and is wildly in debt. Swimming in property taxes, repair costs, months of back pay on utilities and all with no way to pay it, and to be frank--no real desire to pay it either...
Traveler from distant lands, who wisely invested at a young age. Pretends to be a runaway princess to explain her stealth wealth. Can transform into inanimate things. Tries to get Clover to sit on her, unsucessfully. Has an extensive wardrobe of designer tunics but is ashamed to wear them.
The Bug King’s Mech is probably where people get the notion that the Bug King is “Big And Scary”.
The Bug King is the ruler of this world. The lore around the Bug King is that he’s huge and terrifying and rules with an iron fist–everyone in the world is deathly afraid of him. In reality, he is an adorable tiny little bug that rolls around and needs a megaphone in order to speak to anyone. As cute as he is, he still owns all the banks and is an evil landlord scumbag who hates bad PR. He’s got his rep for a reason, even though he’s a lil cutie.
This guy's bad news. A real d-bag. He sucks. Hired by the Bug King, he lives at the tip of the Tower of Pain and goes around snatching up any intruders and placing them in large cages that he hangs from the ceiling. Once in a cage, he'll force feed you cornstarch before eating you whole and chasing it with a Whiteclaw. Seriously, avoid this guy at all costs.
Pinch pinch!! Once a regular crab, the Colossal Crustacean was placed in a barrel and forced to fight 100 other crabs until there was only one left standing. After surviving this triumphant feat, he gained a taste for blood and continued to kill and eat everything that stood in his way. Now at a towering 16 stories, few things in the world could be a roadblock for this crab.
Trapped in a mess of his own making, this terrifying creature roams the depths of Murder Forest trying to unknot himself from a deep web of vines. One with all life in the forest, the Tangled Titan is a physical manifestation for the hive mind of everything that inhabits these woods. It's said that he was once a gentle guardian--could his anger be linked to this forest's evil aura?
The Bug King is said to live at the tip of the spire. Those on a debt quest must venture here at the journey's end to collect their payment. The Bug King has made it notoriously difficult to reach him at the top of the tower, as he doesn't really want anyone collecting their reward / working toward paying off their debt. The many floors beneath him are filled with various trials and tribulations that those on a debt quest must first pass.
Be cautious as you traverse this beautiful archipelago--each island is filled with creatures and trials more terrifying than the last! Once a relaxing resort for the wealthy of this world, it's said that if you travel there now, there's little hope of ending your vacation alive. Beware of the thick mist, keep your eyes peeled for specters, and say your prayers. I hope you packed a swimsuit!
People get murdered here all the time. These woods are filled with thieves and witches. It is NOT safe here. Avoid at all costs. The dense foliage in this part of the kingdom makes it infamously easy to get lost and separated from one another. Be sure not to lose your party, though–once you’re alone you’re sure to get got. Why did you ignore all of the signs telling you not to come in here?
A weak and weary beast, appears hanging from shadowy corners of ceilings then drops down to reveal the ad beneath his wings. He is contractually obliged to hold this state for 5 seconds, then begins his defense.
Art.
Should I say something? I mean the dog looks so sad but like, they're hot and have cute tattoos? Maybe its just a misunderstanding. Do I confront them politely? They're yelling about something on the phone in public, that can't be a good sign... but they're so hot...
Who knows when this noodle turned bad? Maybe it was born this way. Either way, it's all out of sauce so it's coming for your blood!
This floating Armored Pig would rather talk it out than get into fisticuffs. He has a lot to teach you about fiscal responsibility.
The gooey pods on its back stores electricity harnessed from its surroundings. Usually docile. May be used as a source of energy. Be careful though! Prone to occasionally blowing itself up.
A dimensional mess of flora and fauna from across the realms. This entity approaches like a bad strom only to wreck havok to cities and towns with no agenda, objective or leadership. It is a ball of chaos.
This guy sucks. Pure manifestation of jealousy and self-importance. Constantly commenting on things he shouldn't. Mens rights activist. incel. maga.
Bottle.
Ghost bust of some dead guy.
This type of Slime has no mercy. Most Slimes don't have teeth. These one do after getting into a horde of previously used dentures at the local hospice in town. It loves anything it can munch and crunch down on, including other Slimes. Actually it might like Slimes the most. Such a satisfying texture...
Clams are strange.
This crab uses another crabs shell as armor.
This squid is too cute, too bad it has to die.
A dark witch.
This duck wants to take pictures of your feet and put them on the internet. Run!
This thing has a dumb nose.
*Cough* Kickin up dust.
Eelee is an eel.
This sentient egg controls the minds of its hosts. Right now it's got a hold of a cute little cat barbarian. Really EGGY just wants to have fun.
This centipede parties.
Living Statue.
A Tiktokers slime turned sentient. Is electric.
If approached by this creature at a party DO NOT ENGAGE! RUN! You came to this festival to drink mead and relax, not learn about the covert infiltrations of the Druid Rebels by the Bug Empire in the 1160s! If stuck talking to it you will eventually begin to feel shitty and then die.
Just some big-ass owl. I think it can scratch you or turn you green or something? I dont know. Maybe it has a knife. Just stay away.
Specializes in electricity.
Big ass fly.
This is a backwards snake. No one knows what that means.
This cynical little fucker is the last of a once noble bloodline entrusted to maintain the magic to lock away the demon king. For his own sick twisted entertainment, he regularly forces passers by to give their grandma a wedgie or piss their pants under threat of undoing the spell.
He has the key you need, and he'll fight like hell to keep it away from you. He's a nasty monkey and he loves to punch.
Despite it's size, this bird is a viscious killer.
This fish has a knife, watch out!
It's a knight in armor, is it real?
Really more a bear than a bug, despite its name. Lures prey in with its hypnotic cuteness before feasting on their corpse and using their bones as an accessory.
A dragon with a gem in it's belly. It's angry because the gem hurts but also gives it magic so it's trapped in an existential conundrum. If it removes the gem it relieves its pain but the magic is too fun to use. The gem on its tail
They are mean, and gay, and the sun and the moon.
What a dick.
Mermaid.
Masked Cultist who operates on mid-level management realm of hell. Recently escaped from the 58th layer of the underworld, this aimless creature has been adding redudancy to the land and budgeting for Q4 without pizza parties. Total buzzkill!
Pot Stirrer.
Don't go near this things big mouth, it bites, OUCH!
Peeshooter is an anthropomorphic pea plant that shoots peas as projectiles. Lively and energetic, it provides ranged support in battles and offers playful commentary, often lightening the mood of tense situations.
A poison rat. Maybe it becomes a wererat in the full moon?
This bird has a sharp beak.
Purple Ant does not want you to step on it.
Rich spider wants your diamonds, give him your diamonds.
Candle is sad, what will happen when candle melts away?
Usually sneaky and terrible dragon-like fiends (or friends?) with weak wings and strong feet.Food-driven and protective of their respective snack stash (everybody's got one, these days).
Seed Wizard doesn't know what he's doing and he wishes you would just stop hitting him and help.
A book with tantilizing vocabulary.
Playful shapes.
A fierce mercenary whose resolve is nigh as tight as his jeans. Steve doth suffer judgment as he wanders the land constrained by his garb which he hath long outgrown."You'll have to wrest these pants from my cold, dead calves."
This little creep lurks in the shadows, stalking you, waiting for the opportunity to catch a glimpse of you looking your worst. That's when this little freak strikes, memorializing the split second that you had a triple chin, or a thing in your nostril that might be a booger, but it's not. What a little weirdo.
These lil devil mosquitos play a bamboo flute, which when harmonized with the buzz of their wings, boosts the growth of flora in the area. Their tail stingers pose no threat other than to prevent strangers from stealing their flute. If one were to try playing this flute without the buzzing of the wings nearby, they would instantly die.
Thing
Fresh off being infected only 4 years ago, The Triple Zombie Bros LLC is a full-service zombie experience (for hire) that can be rented on a hourly bases to scare your rivals, theives who steal from your farm or start a Ground Zero infection event at your local Castle!
Don't play ball with this weirdo. He gives me the creeps!!
A human man who is definitely a person with a job and human responsibilities. This real adult guy has a knack for useful information and will exchange it for delectable delicacies.
Thine hath met young BORVIS. He is a budding murderer and proud of it. His PIP PAP was the local murderer back in the day. BORVIS feels strongly that mercenaries and assassins are hacks, because they're getting paid. If you REALLY love murder, you do it for free... Murder is an art. But he lost his knife tho :{
Boy on a rock is a sentient parasitic rock that uses a peasant boy as host to convince passerbys to bring it food.
Car with Eyelashes is a sentient car adorned with long, fluttering eyelashes on its headlights. It offers rides and guidance to travelers, using its charming and sassy demeanor to persuade them into small exchanges or favors.
A very cool dude. Representation of chill and good.
Nobody knows who crusty white dog belongs to. She doesn't bark due to some sort of past trauma but look deep into her eyes and you'll know what she needs.
This dog follows you with a camera everywhere you go, filming everything you do. He later uploads the videos online, where his army of followers comment 'cringe' during your more embarrassing moments. He hopes to cancel you someday.
A traveling animal-trainer from a far away land rumored to be full of collosal creatures. The supplies in her bag are plentiful rescources and bizarre treasures. She'll share her wares with you only if you gain her trust.
A magic frog who you are told if you kiss, he will turn into a prince. Maybe the prince can help you pay off your debt! But instead he just turns into a humanoid singing frog.
Gabba Jack can be found working on the river when he's not out raving. An intense yet friendly guy, he's willing to help out anyone he meets, especially in exchange for crazy new techno beats.
Yeah, it's really him.
Initially approaching with the pretense of aid, this two headed forest dweller instead just starts bickering with itself.
Appears only in interior spaces while player is alone. LAN hooks into your brain and brings visions of futures to come. Stone architecture fades into wood panneling or dry wall, young people on strange box devices drinking from neon metal tubes marked with 666 emerge. He unhooks and disappears.
Convinced he is the true offspring of the prince of darkness, lil devil is a harmless local twerp who might try to sell you items like a rusty nail, an empty jar, or the weird contraption he found in his mom's underwear drawer.
A simple creature reminding you that life is fleeting and sometimes creating something beautiful for the sake of it is a thankless labor of love that you simply do for the passion. A true philosopher and local icon.
A dog with inappropriately long legs. Always appears when you'd rather be alone, just standing and looking at you. This dog is just happy to be a part of it all.
M-m-m-mold man! When his podcast got cancelled this man moved into a damp mailbox. He's a bit sad but alright. Just don't let him get too close to your vegetables!
Their night-imbued armor makes them an imposing figure, but don't be afraid of this ageless wonder. Night Knight has stood guard from time immemorial and simply wants the holes in the soles of thier shoes to be repaired.
Pico is a small green goblin carrying a large jar of an unknown number ofjellybeans. Correctly guess the amount in the jar and it will reward you with a kiss. Guess incorrectly and your soul will be turned into a jellybean and added to the jar.
Booted from her castle by her angry mother. Princess pumpkin stands in the base of a tree waiting for a unicorn to take her to the unicorn village. She has a bag of pumpkin pie, but she doesn't like pumpkin pie despite her namesake. Do you want all of her pumpkin pie?
Sir Richardson, Son of Gurgi, is a knight and member of The Order of Flickertail. He is sworn to his duty of protecting his colony. He wields the sword "Badger Slayer".
Has not been able to sleep well lately, so much so now that can't bother to get out of his pajamas. He simply cannot tend the garden in this condition. He would really appreciate it if you helped take care of the loud ruckus that has been keeping him awake.
Tall wizard is very obviously three cats in a trenchcoat. But why? What are these tricksters up too, and why do they need to be tall?
The Guy is there, he's the guy.
He's a rough and rude little turnip man. He spends all his time dead-lifting pumpkins and he'll give you a real hard time if you break his concentration. He's embarassed about his turnip body though, best not to mention it.
Unsupervised baby on leash is clearly having the time of their life. Atleast let them finish the lollipop before seeking out their parents.
She is always very busy tending to different tasks.Carying milk up the hill, hand washing laundry, tending to the farm animals and so on.I honestly think she can wear a dress/ apron as well if the leggings are too revealing for daily wear...
Some kind of big bird out there is missing a foot, which has been attached to a handy hilt. Try swinging it at something — those talons look sharp. Every now and then, the toes will open and close, so there is a rare chance you'll snatch an object off a monster on critical hits.
The bonecrusher is a boss ass mace.
Basic Bow and Arrow.
Basic Brass Knuckle.
Crab claw gloves! They're slimy inside but very sharp. Snip those noses clean off!
Basic Crossbow.
These limited edition DQ sneakers haven't been produced for 18 years. They're in pristine condition, still have the tags on, and the box looks untouched. They don't do much damage, but you will be the envy of all the other adventurures.
Moon Boots are magical footwear that let the wearer double jump with ease. With these boots, characters can bounce higher than ever, reaching lofty platforms, springing through adventures and crushing their enemies with a playful hop and a skip.
Pretty self explanitory. Drop the sword on your enemies head, they'll never see it coming, unless they hear the very loud buzzing of the drone. *Sword not included* One hit kill if it works.
A sentimental portrait of someone's family on vacation to disney land. It is made of cheap wood material and painted pink. You don't know the family in the portrait but maybe someone might and feel some type of way about them. You could also probably throw it at someone.
A large inflatable hammer. Doesn't do much damage, but has a small change to temporarily mellow out enemies or friends. Also good for comic relief.
Great Axe.
Phil acquired it as a young and totally beefed up gardener. Great for breaking up soil and warding off large pests.
Basic Knife
Basic mace.
Basic Magic Wand.
Basic Nunchuku.
Piggy is a companion a player can use only four times. Piggy breathes fire at the enemy and travels beside you.
Bottle of poison.
A cursed pair of alpha flairs possess you with their unrelenting gaze. A sacrifice of literary sanity must be made in exchange for power."Skibity. Gyat. Rizz."you mutter as you rob enemies of their flesh.
Ah geez, I hate this guy. Some sort of "super weapon" cyborg created in an underground lab from a different age. This kind of technology is mega out-dated but still pretty dangerous. Deploy at your own risk.
Pair of scythes.
Basic Shuriken.
Basic Spear.
The sun harp is imbued with magic.
Basic Sword.
Molded and smelt in the firey furnaces of Sweatshop Land in the far east. This adorable weapon is sure to make your enemies smile right before it smashes their skulls in. Item may be recalled soon due to being made with BPA plastics.
To most, this is poison, but to a special few, this is the elixir of life. I don't know, maybe just try it? Can't knock it till you try it?